Cat is watching you masturbate
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My cats have a weird hankering for jizz-rags. One of them will grab the blanket with her claws and tear it away from my face and just stare at me. Download Cheezburger App for Free. Proof of this deity can be found in the lolcat bible. While masturbating , ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. These are all incorrect.
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I wonder what'll happen if I stick this q-tip up my cats vagina. I'm all for a degree of prescriptivism because it's the basis of shared language but there is a point where "should" gets replaced by "does". It's a real mood killer when you have to kick the cat off the bed every 30 seconds. Ceiling cat is the epitome of sophisticated humour. I could see the judgement in their eyes so it's a good thing that I don't care. Hearing what's going on in vivid detail, but not being able to get that image out of their head.
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Basement cat is watching you masturbate
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